Dear Curly Haired Flip Flop Man
Why do you wear flip flops when working out?
I can understand why your very curly hair always appears wet even before you enter the pool area.
I can understand why you seem to have the same gym schedule as me.
I can understand why you wear your gold medallion to draw attention to your equally curly chest hair.
I can understand why you never swim and bogart the hot tub every single time my friend and I want to use it.
Most things I can understand but I can't for the life of me understand why you lift weights wearing flip flops.
I'm going to start a collection box for you or perhaps find out your shoe size. It will be cheaper in the long run than reconstructive foot surgery-trust me.
Sincerely
concerned about your feet girl
PS. Get out of the hot tub.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
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1 comments:
IT'S HOT! IN THE HOT TUB!
Also, flip flops make my arches scream in sympathetic agony. I never wear them, but I see many who do.
Also, curly chest hair man sounds so very very ew.
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