Thursday, September 25, 2008

Need some moolah?

A kind Mr Sly Bod (!) has sent me a message.

Hello, Greetings to you in the name of the lord.I am Mr Sly Bod a
registered loan lender who gives out all kinds of loan to people financially distressed. (..etc etc I'll skip to the funny stuff)
Applicants must be ready to provide us with a form of identification which could either be a drivers license or a national identity card, to put us on the safe side. (..etc etc skip to more funny stuff)
*The loan terms / conditionshall be prepared and sent to you when you have dully completed the loan application form below (forms are dull and I feel so dully when I complete them).

How could I not complete this application dully with a proposal from a sly bod?

Finally saw a doc today and they have put me on two lots of heavy antibiotics for a couple of weeks so I guess it is kind of serious. The antibiotics have very strict instructions of what I need to do when I take them (drink water, stay upright, stay out of sun, no alcohol). Both the doctor and the chemist explicitly reminded me to not drink any alcohol while taking them as it could make me extremely sick. Hmm, very bad timing on my body's part as I'm supposed to be going to a 80's fancy dress wedding reception dressed as Cyndi Lauper. Dressing as Cyndi Lauper is so much easier with a bit of tipple but alas I am going to be the designated driver. I don't mind really as I have a busy weekend of work that has been planned for weeks. I'm not feeling up to much work at the moment but let's hope the superdrugs change that expeditiously.
And yes, I will be posting photos after the party. Many many photos!!

3 comments:

laputain said...

i take not so heavy not so scary antibiotics for my skin (face is alright but my back is a right plooky mess) and the regimen for that is rather strict also. Must be taken at least two hours after and one hour before food with no dairy in the tummy at the time; can't be taken with iron supplements or indigestion remedies; mustn't be taken lying down (or maybe it's 'stay upright' but i find 'mustn't be taken lying down much funnier!)

I suspect they might work a little better were I avoiding dairy altogether. And you wouldn't think the indigestion thing would be an issue except that the damned pills give me heartburn at least once a fortnight!

So I wish you well in your tricky drug taking time ahead. Get well soon, and that xxx

Vic said...

I remember being on antibiotics that needed to be taken exactly six hours apart - it was most definately not fun getting up in the middle of the night to attempt to down a horse pill.
Hope everything rights itself soon.
x

Tazja said...

I had a (2nd?) degree sunburn on my nose when I took Erythromycin on a trip to the Valley Fair amusement park in Minnesota. It was blistered and freaky, looked like W.C. Fields' nose. GET BETTER WOMAN! We really *are* weirdo psychic twins, you know. I hope I feel better soon also.

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